(i love moon taeil)
a Russian tailor guilted me into eating this inexplicably lobster themed candy named, simply, CRABS. after that she handed me a pear flavored candy with a scary little face on it. I peeled off the wrapper but the face part of it stuck onto the actual candy and wouldn’t allow itself to be ripped off but I was too nervous to not put it in my mouth. I discreetly spat it out into a napkin later and was horrified to discover the face was gone and now is inside of me
Also that’s not tablecloth it’s sweatpants material I didn’t have a surface so I flexed my inner thigh and quickly took pictures
you didn’t give the most important detail. what did it taste like?
I….
….I don’t remember.
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